Wait wait wait…. Roses are red, violets are… blue? Wouldn’t violets be violet?
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my garden's on fire
Just bought a hookah!
Awesome, just got a nosebleed for the first time. How do I get rid of it? Today is literally out to get me. Fuck this.
I’m beyond pissed. I should have just stayed in Shittown, it’s not worth it.
I got screamed at for an hour just so I could come back to this shithole.