May 2013
If my fucking father says “help a brotha out” one more fucking time I’m going to vomit.
hippyjamfest:
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
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internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
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rocketpowers:
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
good riddance on them
It makes me happy that Steph is basically the only person I’m still friends with that witnessed my Jonas Brothers phase.
If I see one more fucking “texts from dog” post I’m going to scream.
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My boyfriend wears a uniform to work now that he’s a park ranger, which is hot.
I get to have sex with a man in uniform, on a regular basis, and he’s really cute.
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As most of you know I am totally against young marriage. I think it’s completely ridiculous, and idiotic. I don’t know what would make a person believe they’re ready to get married at my age, but it’s insane.
However, I do believe that at this age you can’t be in a serious relationship with someone if you can’t see yourself with them in the future, I mean like...
